More wonderful Batten House dialogue shouted at the TV

While watching The Children's Hour, in which Audrey Hepburn loses her job because everyone thinks she's sleeping with her lesbian business partner:

(as the lesbian character tells Audrey she loves her and Audrey tells her she's just tired and confused) "Of course, people always get confused about their sexual orientation when they need sleep!"

(as characters plan getting on a train - "There must be someplace we can go . . .")
"Go to New York!"
"Greenwich Village! San Fransisco!"
"BRYN MAWR!"
"That's it! We're all confused because we're tired!"
"Of course! That's why everyone's gay - we don't get enough sleep!"