Jeg er en heldig kartoffel

I've finally heard from my host family: my Danish host father is a widower named Jørgen Jørgensen (I am not making that name up.) He used to work at the Faxe beer company and says I will not be allowed to drink any other brand of beer while in his house. He informs me that his daughter works as a senior assistant at a hospital and her one-year-old son works as a brat at the local nursery. He closes the email with "By the way; there are no icebears walking on our streets in Denmark." Good to know.